Crochet Christmas Crackers

"Every Christmas table needs crackers, elegant ones, the ones we bought midyear on sale, or the cheapies we got from the corner store in a hurry because we forget to get some. And every time one of the plastic no-good toys fall on the floor, I'm thinking to myself, why did I not make something better? Are you with me on this? This year, it is going to be a lot different. I got inspiration from an outside source to crochet Christmas crackers and today I'm sharing the pattern with you."